Dear Mrs. Hadler,
Please excuse Daniel's abscence yesterday, he was unable to come to school because he was at home sick. I hope you'll be able to forgive him for not being able to attend the test about the human skeleton yesterday, and you might allow him to take a retest. Unfortunately, Daniel still has quite a fever, and it has left him unable to study. Also, please do not touch him or allow the other students in the class to ask him where he has been. Just tell them all that Daniel has been ill. And that's all they need to know.
Additionally, please assure Daniel that his answers are right, despite if they are or not. This will help to let the other students in the class that Daniel is every bit as good as them, and even smarter than Todd Matthews. Also regarding Todd Matthews, please note that I often go to lunch with his mother, and she has a lot to drink.
Please note also that Daniel might need to leave for no apparent reason. Please don't stop him or ask him where he is going. He has business to attend to, so, just let him take care of it, ok? Thank you for excusing Daniel and for taking these precautions with Daniel, and know that if anyone makes him mad, he might somehow be able to spread this sickness to them with his mind. I will also be unable to attend any PTA meetings or open house events for the rest of the year. Or sign report cards, as my hands are broken.
Sincerely,
Cynthia Doris
